Welcome to Crapple Computers

Shittier than Apple for Less


Our first two pieces of shit will use Mac-imitation case BFC Neo:

Our first model is called the Crapple Shitbox.

Specs:

AMD FX-6300 3.5GHz Six-Core Processor
ASUS Motherboard
8GB DDR3
Seasonic-derived PSU
CHEAPO 120GB SSD
DVD-burner! LOL!
Geforce GTX 750
Ubuntu with Mac OS X Theme
WINDOWS ABSOLUTELY NOT INCLUDED
$549.30

Crapple Opportunity, the most baller hardware!

Specs:

Intel Core i7-5820K 3.3GHz Six-Core Processor
ASUS Motherboard
8GB DDR4 2800!!!
Seasonic-derived PSU
250GB Samsung 850 EVO Solid State Drive
3TB Hard Drive
BLU-RAY DAWG!!!!
GeForce GTX 970 4GB
Ubuntu with Mac OS X Theme
WINDOWS ABSOLUTELY NOT INCLUDED!!
$1569.69!!!!! SIXTY-NINE!!!!!

Our third Crapple will use Habey EMC-600SL:

It's tiny! WTF! The Crapple Tiny.

Specs:

AMD Sempron 3850 1.3 GHz Quad Core with Radeon R3 Graphics
Mini-ITX Form Factor
4GB DDR3
120GB Solid State
Ubuntu with Mac OS X Theme
WINDOWS ABSOLUTELY NOT INCLUDED!!!!
$219.49
Customized options available! Contact us at sales@crapple.co to buy a customized computer!

Windows can be added by request for $100.00 on top of the list price. Mac OS X theme installed and enabled by default.

Computer may take 1-2 weeks to ship if parts are out of stock. All computers can be returned within 30 days of arrival date as long as they are not more than minorly damaged by the customer. Minor damage includes small to medium scratches/scuffs/dings. Natural part failure is also ok. Computers come with a 1-year warranty on all failures not related to customer-induced damage. Many of the parts are also warrantied for longer by the part manufacturer, and can be sent there directly by the customer.

Crapple is not in any way associated with Apple.
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